Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Why Men are much clever than Women

First of all,reading the title,you must be thinking that the author is some kind of sexist who wants to degrade women,well,i am not degrading women here,i am going to tell you the real position of women in the smartness field.

I have been told from my childhood,see how girls are prospering in education.they come first in geography,first in history,first in maths blah blah blah...

and the most stupid thing was I BELIEVED THEM,so subconsciously my mind was defaulted to setting that women are clever than men.well,there are some mutated guys out there who beat women from their births itself-like born geniuses they are called.well,i sucked at education much often,so most often people said to me,you are worthless,and other shit.and i was getting into depression and all and what not?then Thank GOD,i ran into some ebooks over internet which were aimed at increasing the positive thinking of their readers,and guess what?i realised my true potential then.so people who say me now,you are a worthless piece of shit,i just tell them,my shit values at 1 million bucks,where does your stand? and they just become silent.you must be wondering whether i reply to stupid seniors like that?yes i do.dont think i am spoiled brat instead see where does your level of cleverness lies...
why do i do it? there goes a popular saying "I dont care how much old you are,if you are not respecting me,i am not respecting you" I just love this line.

and you know what? Girls are dumb,i am not saying they have no brains,i am saying their brains are not same as boys brains.who invented TV? men.who invented MP3? men. who invented Drama? Men,and the list goes on and on,

most of the women say to me,we deliver babies and thats why you men exist?oh my God,who gave you those sperms which popped your eggs and made a baby? your freakin brain? of course not,its men again.
here is a sample conversation between a man and woman who believes women are smarter than men.He asked about her health and she said i am alrite blah blah and He sent ok,enjoy your life,thats when the conversation started.

SHE:Lol yea

HE:Whats there to lol? Enjoying is not just lolling lady

SHE:Lol lol.. I njy lik diz ly {can you get any enjoyment in this?}

HE:Hey hey slow down miss.you enjoy lolling right? Then send me 100 times lol sms. wanna see how you enjoy your life,i will store your sms and show it to future {PRIVATE}...

SHE:100 Lol {see the reply-am i trolled or men are smarter,anyway see the next reply?}

HE:What happened? Why stopped? You just sent one sms,so soon you need break girl?{5 MINS LATER}

SHE:I hav send 100 lol's in one msg {CAN YOU SEE 1OO LOLS? DO I NEED GLASSES?}
HE:Oh my God!I never knew you were this lazy.i thought you were sending me from backwards!!!
Its ok,leave it.after all you are a girl only,,,

SHE:Nrver under estimate girls... I cnt wast my messages fr stupid reasons:p{when it comes to debate,I quit  can be told like this}

HE:Oh my goodness,you are saying dont underestimate girls and you are insulting your own tribe indirectly! You mean girls dont put a decent Message plan even if it comes to prove their worth,gosh! Why girls are so dumb!You just blew it up!
Whatever,i understood your circuitry anyway;;;

SHE:Ufffhhh {THATS IT,ESCAPED FROM CONVERSATION}
see the above casual debate between two genders,see how the girl escapes.need there be any more to tell about smartness of men?

If you think i am just putting a show and lying,see this Link people
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-405056/Men-intelligent-women-claims-new-study.html

thats it,God Bless good people on this planet. :)

those ebook links are now dead,so cant help you now but Google is your friend :)))